If you know me, you know my life should be FULL of embarrassing moments!
How about the time I drank waaaay too much at a fraternity Founder's Day after party, had to be carried up the stairs, and was dropped?? Nope.
How about the Wal-Mart trip I had recently where I grabbed two boxes of the same cereal (thinking I was getting two different ones) and coconut milk (thinking it was almond milk) and Matt decided it was hilarious and he should tell EVERYONE? Not yet.
Or when Momma's BFF got a boob job and decided that I needed to grab her boobs in the middle of the local (where the rent's live) bowling alley?? At the time, yes. Now, no.
What about when I flashed everyone at my senior prom? I'm entirely sure anyone actually saw that but even if they did I don't really care. I like my boobs so :P
I have quite the awkward life at times. However, the most embarrassing moment to me is not something that happened just once. It happens at least once a week...
When I sneeze. I make this weird noise when I sneeze. It sounds like a cross between a sneeze, a cough, a squeak, a squeaky dog, and a fake sneeze. There is always someone who looks at me and asks "What the Fuck/hell was that?????" Then everyone who has been around for awhile starts laughing hysterically. I turn a hideous shade of violet/red and say in a tiny voice "a sneeze..." followed by "shut up!!" to the peanut gallery.
I realize this wouldn't be embarrassing to most, but it happens so often that it embarrasses the hell out of me. Plus as often as I do stupid shit and my family/friends do stupid shit, that sort of thing only bothers me for a short time if at all. These damn sneezes follow me everywhere!!! Even if I go out someone HAS to say something. Seriously?!?!?!
I really just want to throw something at these people or run and hide... I absolutely hate it. I know this makes me sound shallow or vain or whatever (and I am somewhat) but I can't help it.
And there you have it lovelies, my most embarrassing moment(s). Now go link up yours and read the other embarrassing stories!!
