How to Permanently Scar/Mortify a Repairman

That's right.  I'm going to teach you how to keep repairmen from wanting to return to your place.  Basically, how to meet new people without putting yourself out there.

Step 1: Rent an apartment where one has to walk past your bedroom window to get from the parking lot to your front door.

Step 2: Leave bedroom window cracked open all the time.  This way you can hear what your neighbors are arguing about outside and know when people arrive.

Step 3: Call in a work order for your bathtub to your landlord or rental agency.

Step 4: Have loud early afternoon sex, since usually repairmen show up at your place at 8am (fuckers, don't they know people like to sleep?!?!?!).

Step 5: When someone knocks on your front door interrupting your afternoon delight, answer in only a towel (have look on your face like actually I want to finish what I know you heard me doing).

Step 6:  Tell repairman that yes you were just about to shower, so yes they are inconveniencing you.

Step 7: Allow repairman in anyway.

Step 8: When repairman leaves to get part/key/whatever they forgot, suddenly remember you left your vibrator in plain sight in the shower.

Step 9: Leave it and shower.

Step 10: When repairman returns, answer door in same towel with makeup on.

Step 11: Try to carry on a normal conversation when they try to leave after fixing your problem, knowing they know you showered and still left said vibrator in the shower.


Honestly, I felt kinda bad for the guy.  When he left the first time, I sat down on the bed and realized I had left it in the shower all I could do was laugh hysterically.  I figured taking it out after I know he saw it (it's kinda hard to miss that color in a white shower) would make me look ashamed, when obviously if I'm posting this on here where people I know in real life read this I'm not.

Anyone have stories like this??  Link up and share!!  I know I'm not alone in crazy, embarrassing stories.

Link Love Friday (on a lazy Saturday) and Day 20

I know I know, it's not Friday.  Well Friday was full of work work work and then trying to pack to go see the folks this weekend. 

And here I am still at home.  Stupid migraines... I'm gonna fight this and make the most of the rest of the weekend.  First thing's first.  A couple fun little link up's.

I'm joining Curvy Lady for her Link Love Friday topic this week:

LINK LOVE FRIDAY QUESTION

What was the last song you sang in the shower and what would Simon Cowell say if he heard you? 

 

My go to shower songs tend to be anything by Katy Perry.  Lemme tell ya, I can belt it on that shower stage!  Simon would be in tears after hearing me.  Tears that he can't hear anymore haha!  I won't let that stop me though!  Just imagine me doing my version of this video while sudsing up before work every morning!

Inspirational!  

Or this one?

Just scandalous, I tell ya!

I could replicate either of these in any shower, any time, any where in the world!

Anywhere in particular I would want to do my versions?  Why yes, thank you for asking!

My top 2 places I want to travel (day 20 of the 30 day photo challenge, in case you're wondering) are these:

Ireland, home of over half my ancestors.

Amsterdam, one of the most tolerant places on Earth.

I know I know, two completely different yet stereotypical places to go.  I plan to take a metro as much as possible between the two (yes, Ireland is an island I know this) so I get to see a good chunk of the places in between.

If you are joining from the Lady Blogger Social Tea Party, welcome!  If you are just stumbling onto my humble abode, take it all in at any pace you feel comfortable with!  

I hope you will stop back by sometime.

Time for some ice cream and chocolate w/ some tea for this horrid migraine episode....

Have a happy Fourth!

Love!!